Sebastian Vettel gives his Red Bull RB9 an affectionate pat after it carried him to victory at the 2013 Bahrain Grand Prix in Sakhir.

But since the German Wunderkind names his cars after women — “Heidi” is this season’s successor to past Vettel’s car names Kate, Kate’s Dirty Little Sister, Randy Mandy, Luscious Liz, Kinky Kylie and, most recently, Abbey — why did Seb caption this shot “good boy”?